Hello friends, if I may be so bold. I am leaving my forest home for the big city. As an apex predator, I can only assume that this feeling in my stomach is fear. It feels like something between bad elk and sleeping bag-wrapped gingers. The thing is, I suffer from a sort of speech impediment. Every time I open my mouth to speak, it comes out as, "nom nom nom," and then there is no one to talk to. However, I have decided to relocate and I will be getting my first big city apartment soon. In order to pay for the apartment, I am selling t-shirts promoting the existence of me. I hope it works out.
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